Seven Things Your IT Department Wishes You Knew About Tech Support

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Seven Things Your IT Department Wishes You Knew About Tech Support

Seven Things Your IT Department Wishes You Knew About Tech Support

Working in the IT department is often a thankless job. You’re like the invisible behind-the-scenes worker who is only noticed when something breaks—and then you’re blamed for it. Here are seven misconceptions about tech support reps and the IT department you should know so you can work better with the IT guy or gal.

Recently we asked you what you wish others knew about your occupation, and many in the IT field chimed in—system admins and tech support specialists among them. We’re including many of their answers here, as well as info from other sources. (I used to work as an IT admin, and now that I’m out, am free to help reveal some secrets.)

1. We’re Not Magicians or Mind Readers

Lifehacker readers tend to be their families’ tech support person. You know how annoying it is when a family member asks you out of the blue about an obscure problem with an obscure piece of software or technology and expects you to have the solution at the top of your head? It’s like that, except a hundred times worse for those in IT (whether their job is to help you fix your computer problems or not). Now you have dozens or possibly hundreds of employees expecting a quick fix to an infinite number of problems.

The truth is, the same way that a lawyer doesn’t know every law or legal ruling ever made, but rather uses research and critical thinking skills to form an understanding of a case, IT people are trained primarily in problem-solving skills. The knowledge part is gleaned from the info you provide, knowledgebases, prior experience, and, yes, Google.

That means a bit of patience on your part is much appreciated, and the more details you can provide about an issue, the better. Also, be honest. Lifehacker commenter echo125488 says:

I work in customer support for a software company. I wish people would understand that I’m really here to help you, I’m not going to blame you for your mistakes, so when I ask you if anything changed with your system, just admit it. I don’t care why you deleted your database and I’m not going to rat you out to your boss. Heck, I don’t even know your boss. Just be honest, and be as detailed as possible when stating your issue. I don’t have psychic abilities, I can’t read minds, and I don’t have a mind reading app.

Go through enough tech support sessions and you’ll find a universal set of questions and recommendations: Did you try restarting your computer? Plugging and unplugging the device? Clear your internet cache? Try another browser and incognito mode? Etc. Jot down the steps you took and have the specs for your system on hand and everything will go more smoothly for everyone.

Also, as OrangeGello points out, there’s a limit to what the IT department can do:

If corporations like Oracle never supported their software for Macs, don’t ask us how you can run Oracle’s software on your Mac. Get a PC like a normal person.

There’s an expectation now that work environments have to support every type of consumer device and product—as soon as it’s available (now!)—but it’s not always easy or possible for the IT department to make everything work for everybody.

2. Please Don’t Ask Us to Fix Your Personal Computer

Back when I was working in IT, I’d get requests almost every week from a co-worker or my bosses to work on their personal technology—and sometimes even fix their friends’ or family members’ laptops or phones. Sometimes promises of a pizza or a small payment would be suggested, but even then it seemed inappropriate. It’s like asking someone you know in the accounting department to do your taxes for you or someone in HR to revise your resume. If the person has a side business repairing PCs, by all means, ask. But otherwise, look for personal tech support advice or repair work elsewhere.

3. There Are Reasons for the Slow Tech Adoption (It’s Sometimes Not Our Fault)

IT is often ridiculed for antiquated practices, like continuing to use Windows XP beyond its support life. (Seriously, it is time to move on.) Not long ago, a small business executive told me that his company buys all of the PDAs it can find on eBay (I think it was a particular Palm Pilot model) because their critical, proprietary company software could run only on that device and operating system. They thought it was better to stick with a dying technology than to invest in moving to a new platform.

That’s the extreme example, but I don’t think it’s uncommon. Organizational inertia, Big Men Content points out, plays a huge role in this problem:

Once a process is in place it requires much more force to remove it simply because those running the current system are predisposed to want to keep it the same.

There is certainly a level of job and turf protection but I believe these get blamed for far more than they are actually responsible for when it comes to introducing more technology. At the heart of it all, even in IT, there is a closely held belief that whatever you change is going to be more work not less. Probably because in the past we have done a terrible job of turning off the old way of doing things.

The “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” mentality isn’t just with the IT department who might not want to replace an entire system or change anything that could mess up the rest of the infrastructure. End users and the people who hold the purse strings don’t like change or relearning how to use things either. Remember the resistance to the Ribbon in Microsoft Office?

So try not to get angry at your IT department when you can only access your company website with Internet Explorer and Java installed. It’s not entirely their fault.

4. We Have to Assume You Know Nothing About Computers

Sometimes, as a regular end user needing tech support, I get frustrated calling the support line and going through torturous conversations like this:

CS: “So your screen is blank but you have horizontal lines going through it?”
Me: “Yes, I see gray horizontal lines”
CS: “The lines are gray?”
Me: “Yes, as I said. They’re like thick dotted lines, four of them at the bottom”
CS: “Okay, are these dotted lines or continuous?”
Me: Please shoot me.

It’s frustrating to go through multiple hoops and a scripted checklist with a tech support specialist when it feels like a waste of time. The uniform approach, though, makes sure nothing gets ignored—and often tech calls are “recorded for quality purposes” so tech support reps have to go through all those steps, as painful as they are for both the caller and the rep.

Having been on both sides of this, I think there’s room for tech support to not treat end users like they’re idiots, while still (necessarily) assuming they could be.

5. IT Policies Aren’t Arbitrary Rules

Turn on two-factor authentication. Use a VPN when you travel. Make your password secure. The IT department isn’t trying to torture you. These are the best practices that cover both our asses and yours (and they’re a PITA for us as well).

In some industries, these are legal requirements to protect everyone from the serious consequences of data breaches and the like. But even when they’re not legally required, these policies help protect all of us.

6. We Know What You’re Up To (So Don’t Do Personal Stuff on Your Work Computer)

Always assume you’re being monitored, even if you’re not sure.

7. We’re as Frustrated as You Are

Sometimes we have to enforce policies we don’t agree with, such as how frequently passwords have to change or which programs you have to use. The software and hardware we’re all working with makes us pull our hair also. It’s not that we really hate you but that the IT department and other departments tend to have a dysfunctional relationship. Big Men on Content says:

You break rules but hold IT accountable for them – […] IT by charter is responsible for maintaining the integrity of the data and they do so by a number of means, many of which prevent you from doing whatever you want. So naturally you circumvent those rules (or turn a blind eye when someone else does) yet when a security breach occurs or a system fails because a rule was broken it is the IT manager responsible for maintaining it that is often the one to pay the price politically and professionally.

This is not to say that the IT department doesn’t make mistakes or that the system couldn’t be improved. While it might seem like a “you versus us” situation, though, I think we’re all on the same side. We all want things to work…and, perhaps, to never need to talk to each other unless necessary.

Illustration by Tina Mailhot-Roberge.

10 Things Your Support Guy Wants You To Know

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  1. If you ask me technical questions please don’t argue with me because you don’t like my answer. If you think you know more about the topic, why ask? And if I’m arguing with you…it’s because I am positive that I am correct, otherwise I’d just say “I don’t know” or give you some tips on where to look it up, I don’t have the time to just argue for the sake of it.
  2. Starting a conversation by insulting yourself (i.e. “I’m such an idiot”) will not make me laugh, or feel sorry for you; all it will do is remind me that yes, you are an idiot and that I am going to hate having to talk to you. Trust me; you don’t want to start a call that way.
  3. I am ok with you making mistakes, fixing them is my job. I am not ok with you lying to me about a mistake you made. It makes it much harder to resolve and thus makes my job more difficult. Be honest and we can get the problem resolved and continue on with our business.
  4. There is no magic “Fix it” button. Everything takes some amount of work to fix, and not everything is worth fixing or even possible to fix. If I say that you just need to re-do a document that you accidentally deleted 2 months ago, please don’t get mad at me. I’m not ignoring your problem, and it’s not that I don’t like you, I just cant always fix everything.
  5. Not everything you ask me to do is “urgent”. In fact, by marking things as “urgent” every time, you almost ensure that I treat none of it as a priority.
  6. You are not the only one who needs help, and you usually don’t have the most urgent issue. Give me some time to get to your problem, it will get fixed.
  7. Emailing me several times about the same issue in the same day is not only unnecessary, it’s highly annoying. Emails will stay until I delete them, I won’t delete them until I’m done with them. I will typically respond as soon as I have a useful update. If it is an urgent issue, let me know (see number 5).
  8. Yes, I prefer email over telephone calls. It has nothing to do with being friendly, it’s about efficiency. It is much faster and easier for me to list out a set of questions that I need you to answer than it is for me to call and ask you them one by one. You can find the answers at your leisure and while I’m waiting I can work on other problems.
  9. Yes, I seem blunt and rude. It’s not that I mean to, I just don’t have the time to sugar coat things for you. I assume we are both adults and can handle the reality of a problem. If you did something wrong, I will tell you. I don’t care that it was a mistake, because it really makes no difference to me. Don’t take it personal, I just don’t want it to happen again.
  10. And finally, yes, I can read your email, I can see what web pages you look at while you are at work, yes, I can access every file on your work computer, and I can tell if you are chatting with people on an instant messenger or chat room (and can also read what you are typing). But no, I don’t do it. It’s unethical, I’m busy, and in all reality you aren’t all that interesting. So unless I am instructed to specifically monitor or investigate your actions, I don’t. There really are much more interesting things on the internet than you.

Glassware | The Beer Store

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straight stein 

This proto-typical beer glass is wonderful for lighter tasting beers. It has a narrow mouth to concentrate the aromas at the top of the glass and a handle to avoid warming the beer up.

 

stemmed lager 

Lagers, typically, have fewer aromas than ales and should be consumed at a colder temperature. This stemmed glass offers benefits to the drinker – tall and narrow to focus the great aromas at the top and a stem to keep your hand away from the beer.

 

snifter 

Who says snifters are only for brandy? They’re also great for specialty beers. The short stem invites the drinker to envelop the glass, bringing up the temperature in the beer, creating a fuller taste and allowing the body of the beer to be appreciated. A sloped lip on the top of the glass keeps the foam in tact and focuses the aromas.

 

pub glass 

A pub glass is great for a variety of ales. Ales, like red wines, need a glass with a wide open mouth. The abundance of aromas can rise to the top to greet the drinker while the narrow bottom allows the glass to warm up slightly. Pub style glasses are an excellent partner to a stout.

 

hourglass 

An hourglass is a multi-dimensional glass. Tall and narrow, it also has a mouth that presents a variety of flavours and aromatics. Fill it with an amber lager or amber ale such as a honey brown and truly savour the great beer.

 

footed pilsener 

This is a great glass for a typical Canadian ale. These ales have the fruity, floral aromas of an ale but are refreshing and smooth like a lager. The aromas are not overly abundant and this glass narrows the focus for the drinker.

 

flared pilsener 

Pilseners are lagers with slightly more bitterness and aromas and therefore need a glass that embodies the style. This tall glass with the flared opening help concentrate the aromas of the beer on the top of the glass.

 

dimpled mug 

Full bodied ales are a good choice for this glass. The handle is large enough to get your hand around the glass if you want to warm it up. Like it a little colder? Use the handle! A nice wide mouth will bring all those great flavours to your tastebuds very easily.

 

amber chalice 

Another great glass for a great ale – whether it’s a dark, amber, brown or even a stout, this glass truly showcases the terrific attributes of the beer.

 

wheat 

This glass is designed to accentuate the aromas and flavours found in most wheat beers (especially German Weiss Biers). Naturally more effervescent, this tall glass requires a slow gentle pour at the beginning and when the beer is 3/4 full, a more direct pour to create a thick, creamy foam. The wide open mouth of the glass showcases the variety of aromas to the drinker.

 

tulip 

Strong beers (Trappist styles or bocks) are well presented in the tulip glass. The open mouth brings the nose of the beer to life while the round body allows you to warm it up, intensifying those wonderful flavours. A tulip-shaped glass is also a good fit for fruit beers.